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The Software Development team
1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month.
2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. 3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. 5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. 6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't Need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources. 7. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. 8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. 9. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby. |
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